God and the Devil discuss an Engineer

An engineer dies. He arrives at the Pearly Gates, but they don't let him in, so he goes to Hell. Hell is a pretty rotten environment. Right away, the engineer starts making improvements-lights, bathrooms, air conditioning-and after a while, Hell doesn't look so bad any more. God notices this, and asks the Devil what's going on.

"Well, it's this engineer we've got," says the Devil.

"Engineer?? You're not supposed to have any engineers in Hell!" says God. "Peter was breaking in some new help at the gates last week, and they must have made a mistake. Send him up here, right away!"

"No way," says the Devil. "We're keeping him here."

God thundered, "Send him back, or..."

"Or what?" the Devil asked. "Or I'll sue," finished God.

The Devil chuckled again "..and just where are YOU going to find a lawyer?"